We used to love watching Pingu when the kiddo was young. He recently rediscovered it via images on some tabletop game on Steam. I dunno, it sounded really complicated. Anyway, we were talking about him at bedtime and I go in for a hug. What I got was some weird stiff arm flapping. “What is this? Some kind of penguin hug?” I asked. And there you have it.
The Penguin Hugs would be a cover band for kids. Maybe a Kidz Bop type thing where they cover current hits. Or better yet doing original songs for kids a la Dinorock.
We’ve lived in our current home about 2 1/2 years. In that time, I’ve done much painting to the place. We’ve methodically and sporadically done minor repairs and updates. Some repairs were to fix the home and others were to make the house more “us”. Through all of that, one room has haunted me the entire time.
That’s not true. Two rooms haunt me, but the empty, dark, wood-paneled guest room is just gonna have to wait. The room I’m talking about is the world’s smallest bathroom.
Now, when we moved into the place, the entire building was painted an ugly yellowish cream color, top to bottom. Allegedly, it was part of some cost savings plan. And, it looked like the house had been that yellowed color for a really long time. So not only was it the yellowish cream, it was a dirty yellowish cream. Thankfully the previous owners weren’t smokers – but sometimes I wonder. The nice thing about that situation is that you can paint over it. Maybe you need to put up primer, but that’s just an extra step. I am slowly but surely eradicating that color from all the rooms. In fact, I just about have. All that’s left are the hallways and the family room. But for some bizarre reason, this super tiny bathroom was wallpapered.
The world’s smallest bathroom is on our first floor, so it is the one that all guests use; one word: embarrassing. When I say world’s smallest and super tiny, I mean it. There’s only room for a toilet and a small sink opposite each other. There isn’t even a cabinet! Ok, smallness is confounding, but what’s the rule walls in small rooms? Oh yeah… don’t do dark colors.
Why would you do this! This is awful! Like being in a rust prison. I cringe whenever I visit. If you can believe it, it was actually worse before. It had a super old towel rod placed right at elbow level. Plus the toilet paper holder was behind you when sitting. I like yoga and all, just not when I am taking care of business. I finally said that enough was enough and just started pulling it off with no real plan. The wallpaper really doesn’t want to come off! I used a hole puncher thingy and water mixed with downy to wet it down. This rusty paper fought me every step of the way. Its battle was fought with two layers: a top layer and the backing paper. It has taken me a longer to get this paper off than I intended. But, at least the room feels twice as big now!
Now we just have to purchase all our replacement finishings
- New sink with a cabinet (why would you not have a cabinet??)
- new medicine cabinet
- new paint
We are still in the discussion stages about whether or not the floor needs to be replaced. The toilet is a bit wobbly. Most likely it wobbles because of water damage. We will not know for certain until Jason takes it out. There’s still wallpaper behind the toilet to get too!
I think we’ll keep the toilet; no low flow for this house!
We were watching the Monday Night Football game this week when I heard this one. I have no idea what the guy was referencing. I mean, I know the basic rules of Football, I just don’t care too much about all the deets. Anyway, he started talking about pocket fundamentals. He’s a genius.
The Pocket Fundamentals should be formed by nerdy college kids. Are pocket protectors too nerdy for these guys? I think not. They’d be just cool enough to play your next house party.
While visiting my mom this summer, I worked on some cross stitching. She dragged out one she’d been working on and asked if I could finish it. “Sure Mom!” I should have looked at it first. It’s a super ugly flamingo (Cover Band Name?). I’m a bit spoiled by my current projects.
Most of my current patterns are easier to read. These new projects have colored charts with symbols and they are much easier to work with. Not to mention all the colors used with the ugly flamingo are very close together, so it is hard to see what you are doing.
To top it all off, penciling was used to show the area’s that had been worked. That’s not so much the problem, I’ll probably do the same. But diagonal lines were used. Visually the printed, black & white pattern is just bananas, and then to add gray pencil diagonal lines on top of it? No wonder she felt as if she was going blind working it!
And don’t get me started on the back of the work. I like stitches to be neat and it almost looks like the work was done in rows. Disaster – a complete disaster. It’s a bit hard to see here (ed. excuse potato), but I did the not-pink section. You can see the difference. I’m such a cross stitch snob.
I may have to wash it before I go to much further as well. There’s some weird baby powder/lavender thing happening that assaults my nose when the hoop gets too close to my face. Which, for a teenager, happens more than you would think. There must have been some strong hand lotion in the mix for the odor to linger like this. Maybe I’ll just hose it down with some febreeze and see if that helps.
Hope you aren’t reading this Mom! I love you and am super happy to be helping you out! 🙂
Sometimes I speak like a teenage girl, cause I’m cray cray. I don’t remember the exact conversation I was having, but it involved me telling my son to put something in the closet. Or “clo clo” as I put it that day. Lightbulb!
Clo Clo should be a female led indie band. Something like Frente. Go listen to their cover of “Bizarre Love Triangle”. You’ll thank me later. Unless you don’t and then you are dead to me.