Jason was watching some ELO concert television show the other day. I wasn’t really paying attention, they are not my jam. He made some random comment about how “maybe they aren’t from Baltimore after all.” What? “I thought they were from Baltimore, but I think they are from England after watching this. Maybe I don’t like them after all.” I paid more attention. The singer began talking and he definitely had an English accent. A groan was all I heard next to me.
“What is your problem with English bands?” was the obvious question I asked.
“You know how I feel about English bands.”
“I didn’t realize your feelings were so strong.”
“You thought I liked bands from England?” He sounded indignant.
I just didn’t realize you hated them so much. I thought you were just neutral on them. English neutral.”
English Neutral is an American band that only plays songs from English bands. Just to spite Jason. I imagine them butchering Oasis songs on a regular basis.